At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.  ~Jean Houston

 

Welcome to the Humour Section.  If you have any more Green/Eco Jokes, send them to philspoelstra@gmail.com and I will post them!


President Bush has a plan [to fight global warming]. We can lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius.
Jimmy Kimmel


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"Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers."

George Carlin


"I'm all in favour of local food - it's got to be one of the easiest ways to cut down the amount of carbon your lifestyle churns out. However, I can't really get myself excited about, or, even fully in favour of farmers' markets. Farmers have it tough enough without being caged, paraded through the streets and sold to the highest bidder - I think it's time we freed these victims of the green economy."

Unknown


"I don't know what they're teaching kids at school these days, but my lad thought carbon footprints were what Santa Claus left on the carpet after he'd squeezed down the chimney."

Unknown


Tree Hugger
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I'm sorry, but they all turned me down."